Dirty Santa

When you fart on a fruit mince pie and slap someone in the face with it

I gave Mathew a dirty santa for Christmas last year I hope he doesn't return the gift.

by BigDaddy$ September 4, 2017

Dirty keem

When you lick your partners dirty asshole so clean it begins to ask you about the news.

Guy 1 "My girlfriend asked me to eat out her ass"
Guy 2 "Oh just give her a dirty keem"
Guy 1 "Seem's fun"

by BigDickBee14 June 17, 2018

Dirty Piptendo

When a guy screams, "FUCK" at a monitor and starts making monkey sounds.

A twitch streamer does a Dirty Piptendo.

by Crftf April 9, 2021

dirty jemeel

The act of doing a 4 day bender of cocaine and banging a chick with one arm

Hey I'm taking off work this Thursday won't be back till Monday have a dirty jemeel planned.

by Jem Jameson adams April 9, 2023

Dirty skizzo

when someone has a big dick and is a freak but acts innocent

that guy over there is being such a dirty skizzo

by swindelkins May 17, 2020

Dirty Numby

When you or a friend drop a piece of coke on the floor but find and pick it up to get the numb feeling in your mouth rather than waste it.

Me: Dude you dropped some!
Friend: No worries I'll get it as a dirty numby instead!

by KatnessEverderp June 22, 2019

Dirty Farcas Eduard Andrei

When you're having sex with a minor and shit on their dick, them they use the shit as lube then masturbate so hard that they cum on you and you start vaping and blowing the smoke in their ass and fisting them after

"Ay bro what happened last night, you were screaming?"
"I did a Dirty Farcas Eduard Andrei on that nigga"

by OmnitactX March 4, 2025