Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar

A noun referring to that moment when after you take your cousin, disembowel her, and use her viscera as a sexual lubricant while sodomizing her your mother walks in and says "I don't even know who you are anymore" and you reply "You probably didn’t recognize me because of the red arm".

Seamus never felt an ounce of regret, even right after his first Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar.

by Bloxt July 28, 2017

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4 fingers up

4 fingers up means that who ever you hold them up to is extremely pretty and you love them so much

wow look has has 4 fingers up for me

by Alannah 💗❤️💗❤️ April 10, 2022

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Honked-up

Honked-up: the feeling of being ready to move, can't stay still, artificially induced excitement. Usually induced by a chemical or someone else's stories...

I drank massive caffeine all morning that by noon I was honked-up, ready to run a marathon. Fortunately it wore off before I got off work.

I listened to those two talk about their journey from Nepal, to the top of Mount Everest and I got honked-up! I was ready to run out the door and do it my own self. Then I remembered I'm poor and only rich people do that so,,,reality.

Honked-up: similar to a car horn in that it mostly just sits there doing nothing but once-in-awhile it has a moment.

I'm honked-up! I'm getting honked-up! She's not going to do that, she's just honked-up. I had big plans but I was just honked-up.

by Storm filled Eyes November 9, 2019

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Take her up the tip

A sexual act where a man with excessively girthy fingers gives a woman digital sexual gratification, whilst smothered in Lion excrement, usually from Bristol Zoo.

Take her up the tip: “Our Shaun took I up the tip last night. I can’t walk straight, and will smell like Lion poo for a week!”

by OurJ May 23, 2025

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