fucking Hopeless

fucking Hopeless - when you've been going out with a girl named Hope and she starts cutting you off below the waist, then your best friend tells you that she found a guy with a bigger dick, a nicer car, more money and who eats her out until she comes three or four times before he even thinks about asking for a blowjob, you realize you are fucking Hopeless.

"I called her grandmother up on her landline and she said the little slut ain't home, she's probably out fucking that good looking guy with a nice car lots of money and all those sores on his tongue, I guess you're fucking Hopeless. Too bad, I liked you. Want to come over and pump a hot load in my ass for sympathy? Bring a pack of camels and pint of gin if you do."

by Handcuffmonkfish November 30, 2020

fuck a lot February

you've heard of dick down December, and no nut November, but now introducing fuck a lot February where for the whole month.. (with consent) its a full month to use as an excuse to get the d*ck or p*ssy!

Hey babe, I know we had s*x yesterday but you know it is fuck a lot February so its okay if we do it again, if you want!

Hey cutie, have you heard its fuck a lot February? wanna go round 2?

by getpaidtogetlaid November 30, 2020

fuck a lot February

You've heard of no nut November and dick down December.. its basically the same thing for the month of February! please use with consent though :)

Hey babe, I know we already did it today but its fuck a lot February … wanna do it again today?
Hey cutie, I know you finished but its fuck a lot February.. round 3?

by getpaidtogetlaid November 30, 2020

Fuck-smitten

Doped up after grimace-inducing sex.

After they did the dirty deed, but were a bit fuck-smitten.

by Henryharlem October 21, 2020

Fuck-smitten

Doped up after dirty sex.

After she got her ass spanked for a while, he made her gush until she was fuck-smitten.

by Henryharlem October 21, 2020

Fuck-smitten

Feeling doped up after dirty sex.

After he spanked her ass red, he pounded that pussy til she was fuck-smitten.

by Henryharlem October 21, 2020

The Fucking Ev

Have period sex , cum in her ass , chant ev while u cum then both don’t clean up, go for a 100km run then come back And fuck her in her filthy cum ass and then cum in a jar and use the blood cum poo cocktail for Seasoning for the wagu beef for dinner and make sure to grunt Ev the entire time.

The fucking Ev

by JoshMaccas October 21, 2020