The Dirty Palpatine

The act of cumming inside your girlfriend right as she gets struck by lightning and your electrified spunk makes her hair static

"Hey Ollie, have you ever done, The Dirty Palpatine?"
"What the fuck Tim?"

by epicminecrafter69420 February 25, 2021

Dirty jacoba

When you put a shock on ur ex-husband and make your dog bark

Ernie was being a creeper so we hit him with a dirty jacoba

by Bobdose88 May 13, 2023

Dirty Jasper

When a Miku fan-boy with an extremely, abnormally large chin penetrates the woman in her vagina with his chin and she cums on his bottom lip

"aw fuck bro, i did a dirty jasper last night and i can still taste the cream on my lip"
"damn bro hevy tha feel sowy 4 ye"

by The Sasageyo Cunt June 7, 2022

Dirty Hairies

A lot of people may wonder if Harris Teeters (AKA Hairy Teeters, Hairy Teeth (Hairy Teethers) or Even a Hairy Tooth (Hairy Toothers) are the same things as Hairy Deuters (Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy), Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots), Hairy Dooters and Hairy Doots. No, but they are similar in the fact that Hairy Dooters (AKA Hairy Doots) resemble 5th assholes covered in black hair that can appear anywhere on your body and Harris Teeters along with Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots) are like 5th hairy nipples that can do the same.

In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.

Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.

"Thou shalt not forsake my dirty hairies under a rug!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023

Dirty Dog

the resulting object of one ejaculating into a firm sock, eating it, then shitting it out.

Johnathan left a dirty dog in my pillowcase

by HavilMusic June 10, 2018

dirty gallon

When a guy cums so many times inside of a girls vagina that it fills her womb up, then she squirts the cum out into a gallon jug and drinks it.

"Julia is definitely gonna want more tommorow. I gave her that dirty gallon earlier.

by Peace Control Retard December 22, 2020

dirty purch

When the Purch licks her butt hole. Puts his finger in her ass until her feet come off the ground.

I’m still sore from the dirty Purch

by Dirty Purch December 13, 2021