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AFK (different from the other common use, Away From Keyboard) stands for Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard. It is commonly used as an exclamation of excitement, anger, sadness, or any other strong emotion. The term was coined in the wake of the 2000s by a group of small time hackers and petty criminals from the suburbs of Detroit, the Killsmiths. They would leave the abbreviation or fill phrase on the homescreen of a website after committing a cyber attack against it. The A and K are often switched out for a number of other terms, including but not limited to:

Angels, Anti-Gravity Clocks, Amish settlers, Anguished sailors, Killsmith, Krispy Kreme, Kremlin, Keytar, or others.
“Yoo Travis! Ready for the game this Sunday?”
You know it! AFK (Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard) I’m so excited!”

“Travis, I want a divorce.”
“Sandra? What do you mean?”
“You are always off at your games, you never make time to hang out with me or our children anymore.”
“AFK! That’s a bummer.”
by TimeTickler July 15, 2023
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December Fuck Day

If you and your partner haven’t fucked, you fuck on December 18. December 18 is a day for enjoying some nice hot sex. A week early christmas present.
Person 1: Yo, we haven’t fucked
Person 2: December Fuck Day is coming up. Come over on December 18!
by europe1922 December 14, 2020
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Fair fucks

In any given situation, where it is totally legit to say «fuck it», a counterpart can state; «fair fucks..»
Me - «Fuck it, I’ll start on my paper tomorrow...»

My friend - «fair fucks...»
by TERMINATORm July 4, 2020
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Fuck Hole

A fuck hole is a hole in the wall in a men's washroom stall, a glory hole is smaller, a fuck hole is a hole big enough to completely fuck the other person and make the stalle shake.
Holy cow, Andrew and Stuart are really getting it on in the men's fuck hole this evening this is sad.
by Santasquad100 September 24, 2023
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Fuck show

A group of individuals who have been involved in a similar situation usually revolving around certain drugs, which in return find themselves always knowing the same people and sharing the same lovers like revolving doors.
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FUCK FACE

most of the time a kid named ryker that goes to school in idaho falls idaho, who is mentaly challenged has no friends and is bad at everything and sucks at life
hi jj, im ryker the fuck face
by JJ Williams June 11, 2018
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This fucking close

This is how close you are to snapping. But it can be used in virtually any way, so there's multiple possibilities. Don't forget to show everyone how close you are after using it.
Brittney: Oh my gooooosh, I'm this fucking close to throwing hands with that bitch!!
Jessica: I totally know what you mean, I'm this fucking close to kissing Bryan!!

Greg: Hey bro, I'm this fucking close to being at your house.
James: That's cool bro, I'm this fucking close to finishing this game!
by MeepMoopPeepPoop December 2, 2020
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