Dirty Chulainn

The dirty chulainn is when you chop off fingers one by one while masturbating to photos of your grandmother.

DUDE WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAND!?

i got down and did the dirty chulainn last night, worth it.

by bigwangry-an August 30, 2023

Dirty anyah

When you are masturbating at your house, and someone walks in and then they help you finish, but then they forcefully make you squirt/cum on your sheets and blankets and force you to wash them.

Did you hear, she got dirty anyah-ed by her own grandma!

by Mr sundle August 9, 2023

dirty bardiya

when a person hides in little kids closets and masturbates to them while they sleep. And in the morning when the minor gets out of bed he whips it out and bangs it till there's no tomorrow.

Girl: Where were you last night?
Boy: Man I was doing a dirty bardiya the entire time, and it was such a good nut!

by MinorLicker2.0NamedBardiyaS March 21, 2024

Dirty Cinnas

When no one is home you sneak into your veggie patch, grab your biggest zucchini and shove it up your arse.

I was home alone so I went and did a Dirty Cinnas.

by Brock_B May 5, 2020

Dirty Fuck Stick

Huge penis, that has several disseases

I had sex with jess, and i went to the doctor's because of his Dirty fuck stick

by Jizz jojo August 5, 2011

Dirty Kansas

When you put a fleshlight on a drill and let it spin on your fat cock like a wild tornado

Paco: "Dude my dick is chaffed from that Dirty Kansas."
Quinn: "You gotta use bacon grease as lube bro, the Dirty Kansas is a force to be reckoned with."

by puerto_rican_fecal_master November 24, 2022

Dirty Clarrie

a dirty clarrie is when your in bed with a girl and then she whips out an oiled up cricket bat and starts ramming it up your ass aggressively until the end goes brown. and then you shove it in the significant others mouth giving them internal splinters

“i gave my significant other a dirty clarrie”

by anonymous February 17, 2025