Poop Goblin

A poop goblin is a goblin who comes up from the toilet drain while you’re pooping and proceeds to force your poop back into your anal canal. Poop goblins are known for having very strong arms and a hatred for poop.

Elijah: Omg my asshole hurts so bad!
Rozlyn: Why Elijah?
Elijah: Last night my poop goblin tore my anus forcing my fecal matter back into my anal cavity!!

by yeetodahaww October 31, 2019

poop alien

the out of this world out of body slimy alien mass that passes to a free world for a swim after one partakes in a colon cleanse for health, not just for fun.

Man, Tam just passsed a poop alien last night after a hard night of colon cleansing.

by Tammy Ozias October 6, 2007

indie poop

Lighthearted mockery of a below par, sub-standard indie band or of someones crappy musical taste.

Nice collection of indie poop you have there Calvin! your such a belle end sebastian!!!

by zeusfox March 11, 2007

pizza poop

The wonderful result of eating an entire pizza

Aww man... I got pizza poop

by Ryan G Anzaldi November 24, 2006

blonde poop

Poop which contains more corn than actual poop.

Man, I ate 5 corn on the cob at the company picnic and then I had blonde poop for 3 days!

by Clizzle December 6, 2005

Panda Poop

after digesting a massive helping of Panda Express you go to take a dump and it is a soft poop that burns the butt hole and ultimately clogs the toilet

dude i just took a massive panda poop

awh man, my panda poop overflowed the toilet

by asdofjawefjaksdjf April 5, 2009

Poop-shit

adj. Similar to the word "shit" used by anyone who thinks something is not going to good, only more immature.

"Poop-shit, I just got an 'F' on my test."

"My girlfriend just dumped me. POOP-SHIT!!"

by K-Rem May 1, 2007