Chris Brown

v - to severely beat the shit out of someone

"Man, I gotta Chris Brown that nigga for trying to steal my girlfriend"

by joeyk-town April 17, 2009

chris brown

A wannabe Hilary Duff like singer that is black and sing songs such as Run-It that appeals basically to 14 year old girls and 50 year old men that like these 14 years old girls.

Teenybopper: OMG!! Chris Brown is like so sexy and he is sooo talented... OMG I wanna marry him!!!
Normal 35 year old: Get a life and listen to Hilary Duff/Hannah Montana.

by Lil Duff 2008 June 21, 2008

Brown-Tipping

The act of performing anal sex, at which point a small amount of fecal matter will accumulate on the penis. The woman will then perform oral sex on the freshly fecal coated penis.

Meghan was all for going all night, but when it came to finishing strong, she always asked for a solid round of Brown-Tipping.

by Meghan Bartsch December 8, 2010

Brown Recluse

Someone who jacks off while taking a shit.
Experts finish on the log.

Get the fuck out of the bathroom ya brown recluse!"

by Turdlow August 2, 2010

brown onion

A term used when you hold a towel over another person's face while they try doing a sit-up. With the towel covering their eyes so they cannot see, another person stands over the blindfolded person with his pants down. While the person is struggling with the sit-up, the person holding the towel lets his grip loose. This will allow the person to successfully complete his sit-up, with the suprise of ending up with his face in the other person's sweaty ass!

Man, we gave Steve a Brown Onion last week and he's still smelling that shit!

by Matt "Moose" December 12, 2008

Chris Brown

When you stomp the shit out of a girl to put her in place. To be a women beater.

I Chris Browned the hell out of her after I found out she gave me Herpes.

by GAfan February 11, 2009

Chris Brown

Chris Brown, verb:

To needlessly and violently beat someone in response to a slight provocation.

(orig. 2009) According to news and police reports, R & B star Chris Brown attacked girlfriend Rihanna after she expressed outrage over a suggestive text message. She then threw his car keys out into the street, prompting a frenzied, outraged response from Brown.

"Your sister looked a bit sick at that party last night."
"You best not be talking shit about my sister or I'll Chris Brown your dumb ass."

"She said my friends were drunk and unruly so I Chris Browned the bitch."

by Der Springer February 11, 2009