Wet Jacob

First, your drink a liter of orange juice, eat a whole whack of Indian food and fiber cereal until full, you follow off by inducing 10x the regular dose of laxative.

Than, resting your head/neck on the floor, you use your hands / arms to hold your back and ass directly up in the air with your legs off to the side of your torso.

You than wait until the perfect moment of combustion. Pushing will all your might you spray a large fountain of diarrhea into your mouth and onto your face.

- the stream of diarrhea must reach at least over two feet of air to legally be considered a "wet jacob"

damn dude, I walked in on my dad giving him self a "wet jacob" again.....

by Just a good ol' hook October 18, 2010

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wet bandit

the act of eating a vagina with a dip in preferably longhorn. After you are done munching her pink hole you take the dip out and insert it in her vagina.

last night i was eating out jess after i was done working that pussy i gave her the wet bandit

by noobler elf October 24, 2007

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wet feet

when some one is peeing there pants because he is scared or has problems with the bladder

Look at that guy he peed his pants the loser must have wet feet

by John Morrison November 14, 2007

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wet as a bum

Also spelled Wedadahhbum

When sometind is da crazziest wet.
Term originated in da 503 portland oregon.
GANGSTAVILLE, USA
TRILLVILLE, USA

Pronunciation= (Wed) (Ad) (Ahh) (Bum)

you're rollin' down the street, getting your c.o. (chill on) and some homie says "dyummm shun, you wet as a bum"

"Shit meng you so icy, You as wedadahhbum meng"

by AP, AG June 12, 2008

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