waffle

a lovely person who is wholesome but will give pawjobs with syrup on them

and a dude who is gay asf and loves master shadowclaw <3

"waffle give me a pawjob you bitch"
"yes master"

by waffle :3 December 27, 2024

Waffle

Euphemism for a females genitalia

That’s a soggy waffle

by Darf Lunger June 10, 2022

waffle

when u say the word waffle these days, it means that ur not lying or chatting shit. it could be said to ur friend when u think ur friend is chatting shit.

friend: u know donald trump is my aunties second cousin
me: shut up man ur waffling, why do u waffle so much?

by ur mums a prick October 13, 2019

waffle cram

when someone inserts/crams a waffle{a shit} down someone elses throat without consent

that bitch was knocked out cold so i waffle cramed the shit out that hoe

by Hyperfuse November 15, 2016

Pancake-waffling

Pancake-waffling: the act of taking what someone said and attributing something entirely disconnected to it.

Pancake-waffled: having been the recipient of someone's pancake-waffling.
It is most often used in internet comments. The phrase comes from a famous tweet where a user described the issue by way of example: "Twitter is the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say 'I like pancakes' and somebody will say 'So you hate waffles?' No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talking about."

"Just ignore him, we all heard what you said. He's just pancake-waffling."
"Wow. You just got pancake-waffled in real time."

by Nakefame March 27, 2025

twat waffle

a cute person that belongs to twat pancakes and twat pancakes only

reagan is a twat waffle that belongs only to shantae

by wowtherebud December 15, 2018

Hot Waffle

Sexual act of placing a stick of butter in your partners mouth during intercourse while placing a sandwich bag over their mouth/nose. Followed by spanking with a tennis racket to form a waffle pattern on the body.

We stayed up last night and she hot waffle’d me.

by The French Prince March 20, 2022