two bob jake

Cheap male slut. Usually used as an insult.

Tristan - "My, you are a cock, Zebediah."

Zebediah - "Fuck you, you two bob jake."

by Daniel Burgess February 02, 2004

Two Tampon Ordeal

a time where there is no access to a restroom; or no way to get to a restroom, when participating in an athletic event such as a marathon, a serious meeting, a long interview, a road trip, a crowded event such as a concert or pro athletic game. When menstruating heavily, a gal must use two tampons to get through the event to avoid a bloody accident

Our team meeting was a Two Tampon Ordeal. There was no way I was escaping to the bathroom.

I was so nervous for my first marathon. It was a Two Tampon Ordeal, luckily I placed 11th with no accidents!

by krvie1 July 14, 2011

two foot pop

an artilery shell fired in a mortor larger than needed. the shell will not build enough pressure and will explode at 2 to 3 feet on the air.

do not atempt.

Run it's set for a two foot pop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by toeMas January 03, 2004

two gun salute

When you fart and burp at the same time

I did the two gun salute after that trip to chipotle.

by MonsterBlob88 December 30, 2014

two-lip stretch

oral fisting

I tried to give her the ol' two-lip stretch, and I think I killed her.

by The Benjanator December 19, 2009

two-part episode

a memorable event; usually long and intricate.

1st Drunk: Dude, do you remember the time we stole a boat and tried to sail to Nauru?

2nd Drunk: Yeah man, that was a two-part episode!

by JaG January 16, 2005

There are two sides to the argument

What somebody says when you utterly destroy their theories about the world.

Guy 1: "...so you see how your doubts of evolution can't possibly be justified."
Guy 2: "Yeah, well there are two sides to the argument."
Guy 1: *epic win*

by jazzman! October 04, 2009