Twat Waffle

A sexual act. First, a penis-owner uses waffle batter as lube to penetrate a vagina-owner without a condom, releasing their load inside their partner. The vagina-owner then squats over a waffle iron to create a delicious breakfast for them to eat.

Last night we had twat waffles for dinner...reminded me of crab cake.

by twew March 10, 2021

Twat Twig

A female with an overly large clitoris. A lady boner.
Also
A female still wearing a tampon when you start to have sex.

Last night, I panicked when SassieCassie took her clothes off. I was intimidated by the size of her flacid twat twig. Its almost the same size as mine.

by Rompinthomspon November 3, 2021

spermicidal twat slurper

A man who goes downtown on a woman without knowing she used spermicide foam beforehand.

"Dude... you're a spermicidal twat slurper, we've all warned you she doesn't like condoms!!!"

by Granny Graves November 29, 2022

Tommy Twat-Texter

A grown man in a relationship/ marriage sending risky texts to his wife’s best friend who he is also sleeping with.

‘That’s part of the reason we split, Tommy twat-texter’

by PettyPrincess May 1, 2022

Twat

A complete idiot who doesn’t know how to do anything

Maggie called me a twat at practice today.

by finwall June 16, 2019

Twat

You.

I am a twat. Jen is a twat

by BirminghamScrewdriver April 27, 2022

Twat

1, a pregnant fish
2, to hit very hard
3, a vagina
4, an insult.

Someone can also be "twatted" meaning extremely drunk.

1," a twat has just given birth."
2, "I'm going to twat you in a minute!"
3, "she had a lovely twat."
4, "you are a complete twat."

by Ivy Norma Stitts November 12, 2019