Turtlelicious

Feeling awesome like a turtle,because turtle is a superior creature in deep sea. They are known to assist in oil&gas development, exploration and pipeline project all over the world. To hide their advanced way of life and technology,the turtle race have developed myth about mermaid,which had successfully distracted human attention towards them. Aquaman are known to be their supreme leader and Master Roshi from the Dragon Ball(manga),is known as the liaison to the human.

Her: i love mermaid,they are so mystical...
Turtle: u have no fucking idea..i'm their master!
Her:no way!
Turtle:who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Her:omfg...i feel so turtlelicious

by Boratstoned September 8, 2017

turtle up

When a pregnant woman falls on her and can not get up.

Dude, did you see that pregnant lady fall? she went turtle up!!!

by bbyeater October 11, 2017

turtle pop

When you do a girl and she poops a little

I made Samantha turtle pop last night it was awesome

by Whiskeycowboy November 4, 2017

tittle fiddle

The act of which one whom plays an instrument strokes your breast.

with your musical hands i want you to tittle fiddle me

by Fuckityfuck November 7, 2017

Turtle necking

Slapping someone on there neck so hard that there head and neck sink into there shoulders looking as if a turtle in its shell

I was turtle necking the mess out of James after he lost the game for us

by Healefty November 26, 2017

turtle bobing

poop back and forth through your butt

i'm turtle bobing because i need to go poop

by urmom12345678910 November 30, 2017

Tittle bittit

A bittle of a tittle.

you're a tittle bittit

by Tittle queen December 5, 2017