Tom Holland

No one on this earth is as special as Tom Holland. He is so kind, he is incredibly good looking, he’s a total clown (in a good way), he brings joy and happiness everywhere he goes, he’s a very considerate person, he’s responsible, he’s Spider-Man for crying out loud, he’s an inspiration to many, you can count on him, he has a huge heart full of lots of love and kindness, he’s brave, he’s respectful, he has an adorable dog Tessa, he’s polite, a real gentleman, very intelligent, he loves dogs, he makes people smile without even noticing, he’s witty just like me, he’s honest, he’s strong willed, he’s definitely gonna be the next James Bond, and just an absolute LEGEND. There is absolutely no one at all who’s as awesome and outstanding as Tom Holland.

Leighton: *Laughs*
Ava: “What are you laughing at?”
Leighton: “That guy over there acting like a clown!” *laughs harder*
Ava: “That must be Tom Holland!”
Leighton: “How would you know?”
Ava: “Well because he’s hot and because he’s acting like a fool!” *laughs*
Leighton: “Ohhh I see it now!”
*both laugh in unison*

by Take Me Home, Country Roads July 17, 2019

Tom

Needs a haircut all the time...... cracked ribs..... absolute faggit.... just not likeable

Tom, what a fag

by PlungeIntoMyDms January 22, 2020

Tom

Tom in the most handsome man in the world. With a beard like moss growing from a big rock and a moustache like the fifth Beatles member of your dreams, his glowy skin and honeycomb laugh is enough to capture the attention of even the most aloof Princess. He is strong and powerful and respected by his peers, and cares steadfastly for those he loves. He usually is addicted to Letterboxd and is a film bro, but that's okay because his infinite depth makes up for the addiction to logging movies. Just a simple word from Tom and you will be on your knees.

Wow, Tom is the bomb. Or did he just drop a bomb? From his butt? Weird...

by stevienicks69 April 19, 2024

Turkey Tom Syndrome

Being purposely obtuse to act cool. (Mainly toward black celebrities)

“Who’s this Kendrick Lamar you speak of?”
“What is a Kanye West?”
“Obama? Never heard of em.”
Turkey Tom syndrome is very contagious.

by Banmi June 8, 2024

Tom Seaver

A right handed Sandy Kaufax (when you cum in your hand after doggystyle intercourse and throw the ejaculate into your partners face.) Sandy Kaufax was a lefty, Tom Seaver a righty, therefor each hand has its own definition.

I gave the wife the ol’ Tom Seaver last night. She asked for the Kaufax, but I’m not a south paw.

by Wales129 October 9, 2021

Tom Mann

A young wanna-be entrepreneur who has significantly peaked in high school and still thinks he can get any girl he wants because he was the best shag in 2005.

He used to be so cool, but he's just a Tom Mann now.

by Wingecat July 19, 2018

Tom Holland

The definition of a perfect human... uh yes I think so !!!

Tom holland is hot, Tom Holland is cute, Tom Holland is an amazing actor (I could write a 7000 word essay on how you could use his name I'm not kidding)

by Tom hollands wife :') May 2, 2020