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I Stumped My Toe 

Hitting your toe so hard that it feels like it is broken off and all is left is a stump.
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Tulsa Trench Toe

a form of anal foreplay involving the insertion of one’s big toe into the rectum of one’s partner or self
dude did you hear aiden got tulsa trench toe lastnight?

On a Donkey's Left Toe 

verb;
The toe of a donkey, preferably on the left side.
I swear on a donkey's left toe that Greta left her husband for Tom.

Stirred it With My Big Toe 

An expression signifying that one is especially proud of a batch of food that they have prepared.
A metaphor, likely originating from the fact that the foot is thought of as dirty, and dirt may equal seasoning, and the toe was used to add this extra "seasoning" to food. Nobody, of course, literally put their toe into a batch of food; this expression is purely metaphorical to my knowledge.
Grandson: "Grandmama, this mac 'n cheese taste good."
Grandma: "Mhm, I stirred it with my big toe!"
Grandson: "Huh?"

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Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)... 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...