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Sam

Sam loves ham.
by I'm Rick James, bitch 69 February 4, 2021
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Sam

Sam is a sweet angel who unfortunately beats himself up more than he probably should. Sam is a loyal friend and will be there whenever you need him. He doesn't think very highly of himself but all the girls are swooning over him. He's cute even though he won't admit it. He has the coolest eyes and he's surprisingly buff. He's so funny and he's naturally a light-hearted, joking person. Sam might seem silly and goofy on the surface, but when you get to know him he's the sweetest soul and he genuinely cares. He makes you feel like you matter and if you're lucky, he looks at you like you're his world. There's no one quite like Sam, and if you're lucky enough to be his best friend, he's just an angel. He has a lot of secrets and he doesn't talk about his life, and he's a little more broken than he lets on. But if you let him in, he opens up and if you confide in him, he might just trust you back. Even at his most vulnerable moments, he looks out for others and cares about them. If you need a dependable friend, Sam's your man... (:
1: Who's that?!?
2: He be mighty fiiine
3: Silly goose that's Sam...and chill he's taken
1: Ofc he is all the good ones are
2: He's still hot
3: There's more to him than looks...
by twocoolwaffles March 22, 2022
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National Sam Roasts You Day

December 12th-

National Sam Roasts you day. Sam got roasted yesterday due to December 11th being national roast Sam day. Now it's time for Sam to roast you back. Today marks the day where Sam can roast anyone not named Sam.
Example-

Sam: you're dumber than bricks
Person 2: wha-
Sam: it's national Sam Roasts you day, this is payback for yesterday's roast Sam day
by NullTheFloof December 11, 2020
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sam t

your friends with sam t! wow there so perfect in there little world!
by Anonymous loser <3 September 11, 2021
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Sam Culpepper

A guy who, after dating a girl for a short time wants a hand job, but the girl does not agree. The guy then proceeds to grab her and and whip it out before ‘assisting her’ then regrabbing her hand every time she tried to pull away.
“Yo, did you hear about frank?”

“Yeah he tried the do a Sam culpepper On Angela and got bitchslapped”
by Mystery_mustang April 19, 2019
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Sam

May seem sweet and kind but he will break your heart in two if you let him.
Beware of Sam, he’s a player and isn’t afraid to ghost.
by Il9vejedis December 21, 2022
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Sam

sam is one of the best man alive he has i gigantic dick i just wanna suck it sometimes
by Ashtn March 4, 2022
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