Waffle Argument

When a sentence is completely twisted or invented during an argument.
Essentially putting words in someone elses mouth to make them look bad or make yourself look better.
Person A: "I love pancakes!"

Person B: "So you hate waffles?!"

Person A: "No, stop using waffle arguments. That is a completely different sentence from what I said."
by Tomentos July 24, 2024
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Waffle Argument

When a sentence is completely twisted or invented during an argument.
Essentially putting words in someone's mouth to make them look bad or make yourself look better.
Person A: "I love pancakes!"

Person B: "So you hate waffles?!"

Person A: "No, stop using waffle arguments. That is a completely different sentence from what I said."
by Tomentos July 24, 2024
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Medium Waffle

When you stick a square shaped waffle in between your ass cheeks and squeeze.
Hey Bill, I’m going to medium waffle tonight, wanna come along?
by Annnanaaa December 20, 2017
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waffle beater

When a male with a rather large shaft takes no consideration of care when having intercourse with a female. No care or consideration was taken when entering the woman's vagina..

Also a male slut who will sleep with any woman. Woman with particularly grotesque looking vaginas.
"The man has a waffle beater"

"He's an absolute waffle beater that bloke." will sleep with anything
by Sergeant Squid November 23, 2016
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Waffled

When a subject is transported by Law Enforcement in the back of the squad car and being belligerent. The official checks the brakes, the subject in the rear flies into the metal cage producing a waffle imprint on the subjects face temporarily.
Joe was screaming at the officer on the way to the station from the back seat and was waffled to keep him compliant.
by Hank Hoodat November 13, 2021
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Waffled

When you buzz your ass off of dip and can barely walk and see.
Bro i was dipping Copenhagen long cut and got waffled. Bro Austin was waffled.
by Bigdaddy692001 January 04, 2021
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Soggy waffle

When you lather ur dick in maple syrup and place it into a girls pussy which is full of blueberries or other fruit. After ramming her u pull out and she sucks the cum syrup mixture of ur tip.
by Thorgod December 11, 2024
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