Goat dick

Goat dick means if you do something really trap or something out of the ordinary or you can just be goat dick like cool

Jeff didn’t want to go to the movies with us he’s not goat dick

by TrapperJJ August 20, 2024

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goat crew

the coolest brand in the world, with super cool tshirts and swaggy hoodies

"hey you see that new anime collab goat crew did, it looks swaggy"

by swagmasterflex69420 November 23, 2021

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fainting goat

Whenever goats get jump-scared sometimes they just ragdoll like a fucking drunk guy who over-reacts to getting a fork thrown at them.

Rude guy: *scares little goat*
Goat: *faints*

Rude guy: *laughs like the absolute bitch-ass man he is*
Rude guy again: 'you dumb fainting goat'

Poor innocent goat: *get's up and runs off*

by beemovieisaW November 22, 2022

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Goat

Messi is the greatest ever soccer player to ever exist and has probably cooked your favorite team

"Messi is the goat"

by Messi fan August 28, 2023

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GOAT

no no nO not goat as in the animal -~- I mean that would be cool eating everything- what? you heard nothing anywaYs, it means:

Greatest
Of
All
Time

Jo : woah your like the goat! that was some legit hoop action!

Duncan : hoop action- I swear- wait a minute... did you just call me a goat...

Jo : uhh yeah??

Duncan : I WANNA BE A PUSSY CAT!!

Jo : sorry?

Duncan : bish...

Jo : omfg GOAT means GREATEST OF ALL TIME!! Goat is technically a compliment in some sort of way.

Duncan : cool I guess, ok well uh thanks?

Jo : No problem!

(Duncan realised that Jo was on drugs so Duncan created an intervention so he doesn’t go crazy)

Great friends, amaright?

by Taba_kiki December 9, 2019

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