russian ball pit

1) A gathering of nude bearded men who, after having consumed a large amount of Vodka, rub their testicles together in a pit or hole in the ground. This is usually done in effort to remove the hair from the scrotum of each participant.

2) A ball pit filled mostly with straight Vodka containing a sporadic spread of floating colourful balls. Used in some areas of the world to bathe.
1) "I woke up this morning in a russian ball pit and now by balls are chaffed."

2) "I woke up this morning in a russian ball pit and now I'm as clean as a whistle."
by braincreation January 18, 2014
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Russian Blowjob

Verb; the act (or acts) of using the breasts of a woman to envelope & masturbate a males privates as well as performing oral.

formerly a boob-job
Brother, jacks mom took me home after the game & gave me the sloppiest russian blowjob!”
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Russian trombone

A variation of the rusty trombone. Instead of eating the ass you blow vodka into it while reaching under and performing a handjob.
Vodka is essential if you want to play the Russian trombone.
by Dead End Dale May 21, 2018
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Russian demands

The most inconsequential demamds from a party that no one honestly cares to deal with.
1: Tony just told me to stop hitting on his girlfriend or he'll nuke ukraine or something crazy, I didn't get the whole thing. He was rambling on about something.

2: Everybody knows Tony, that guy has no girlfriend and he won't do shit. He's stalking that girl. Don't give into his Russian demands.
by The Biggest Willy March 31, 2022
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You say this when you are on Cocaine.
Well, Mamma Mia My #### has Fallen to the Russian Black League!
by Ibahim December 14, 2024
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Russian Hampster

An extremely hairy, unshaven genital area in either a man or a woman.
Person 1: Hey, what do you think about me hooking up with Jennifer tonight at her party?

Person 2: Yeah sure but watch out, she has a Russian Hampster

Person 1: Oh... nevermind
by elbocko March 21, 2011
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Russian Sinkhole

A gaping asshole that can accommodate anything inserted into it
You bro that chick had a Russian Sinkhole
by The Static of Bolt February 21, 2024
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