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potatoe masher

WW2 German stick hand grenade. Tucked into the belt or boot of infantryman was a formidable weapon both in assault and defence.
Unlike allied grenades it did not depend on throwing out fragments of red hot metal, just the power of its 4.2 oz explosive charge.

May have resembled a kitchen utensil of the time.
That potatoe masher exploded so close that I cannot hear what you are saying and Seargent Bodybitz is dead...
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
mugGet the potatoe mashermug.

jacket potato your mum

to shove a jacket potato up a mums arse
dude, can i jacket potato your mum?

last night i jacket potatoed your mum!
by The Nunnery November 19, 2009
mugGet the jacket potato your mummug.

Potato Flying

Something that is very tricky. When the English-run coffin ships were leaving Ireland during the famine, they were often overcrowded, and people became desperate to get aboard. Crowds would gather on the edges of the Cliffs of Moher, and, as the ship passed, try to jump on board. Many failed, landing and dying instead in the frigid waters. The English dubbed these attempts "potato flying", and the phrase today has become inextricably linked with attempting and then failing at something.
Person 1: "Hey man, how'd that exam go?"
Person 2: "Pfft, totally potato flew it. That should be one big fat F."

Person 1: "I think I am potato flying at life."
by G_DayStudents February 22, 2011
mugGet the Potato Flyingmug.

Bulgarian Hot-Potato

The act of excreting waste into another beings sneaker or other various footwear.
Travis: yo Hudson, did you Bulgarian Hot-potato sean's sneakers again?!

Hudson: Totally brah i Bulgarian hot potato errbody, and their grandma!!
by MrSovietMudkip August 5, 2011
mugGet the Bulgarian Hot-Potatomug.

Potatoes gonna potate

A derogatory saying towards people with disabilities. Mainly Down Syndrome. A really fucked up way to describe someone with down syndrome.
Look at that kid, she's got something wrong with her!

Potatoes gonna potate man.
by MTUDefines September 25, 2015
mugGet the Potatoes gonna potatemug.

Shit Load of Mashed Potatoes Day

Another name for Thanksgiving. Coined by Tourettes Guy's Dad when everyone brought mashed potatoes to Thanksgiving.
by longsnapper93 December 30, 2010
mugGet the Shit Load of Mashed Potatoes Daymug.
Someone that is sleek, styling, and really, really greasy.
I don't like non-ruffled chips!
by Zach G. January 16, 2004
mugGet the all that and a bag of potato chipsmug.

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