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Soup

In reference to that one video on Youtube that explains why the whole universe and everything in it is soup.
The truth hurts, doesn't it? That's because it's an extra hot bowl of soup.
by verymysteryman23 May 26, 2021
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Soup

Soup is basically code for Alan Jijo’s cock/dick
Hey, could I have some soup?
(This translates to “Hey, could I suck Alan’s dick?”)
by jijoalxn May 31, 2021
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cheese soup

When a big fat faggot takes a baked potato and slobbers melted cheese all over it until it looks like cheese soup of some sort...
Goddamn slob, WTF do you need all that damn cheese for you goddamn hog.
by Ninjedi February 20, 2005
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Soup

Slang for when you can't make the plans.
Joe: "Hey do you want to go to the bar tonight and grab a few drinks"
Kyle: " No I can't its soup"
by Steelflex248 September 29, 2024
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Split Pee Soup

When you're taking a piss but your stream splits into two.
Bonus points for unintended splashing.
Excuse me for a moment, I have to go make some split pee soup.
by seeamanaboutahorse November 27, 2024
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primordial soup

A word used to describe a woman's genitals when they've had sex with over 50+ people. Refers to the hot conditions & the ingredients necessary to form new STDs

Primordial soup, also known as prebiotic soup, is the hypothetical set of conditions present on the Earth around 3.7 to 4.0 billion years ago. It is an aspect of the heterotrophic theory, concerning the origin of life, first proposed by Alexander Oparin in 1924, and J. B. S. Haldane in 1929. (Wikipedia) The theory suggests that the primordial soup gave birth to the first microscopic organisms. (or in this case, new breeds of STDs)
"Bro Alisha has like 500 bodies"
"Her cooch must be a primordial soup"
by bamcats December 5, 2024
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soup of the week

when you are having sex with a girl and you puke inside her mouth, preferably when she isn't expecting it
oh man I gave her the soup of the week last night
by sdwdad December 6, 2024
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