Colder than a witches titty being dragged through the snow

the coldest thing known to man, or just something thats PRETTY damn cold

James: Hey Dana, this ice cream is fucking cold!

Dana: You mean it's colder than a witches titty being dragged through the snow!

Colder than a witches titty being dragged through the snow by Dayne Fucking Contarsy February 4, 2009

alaskan snow dog 

When somebody shits in a condom, freezes that, and than uses that as a dildo.

We had no dildo to use, so I used an Alaskan Snow Dog.

alaskan snow dog by KoolKidKlan August 5, 2007

memo snow

What what you find on your desk when you return from extended time away from work.

Look everyone! Crane can pee his name in the memo snow on his desk when he gets back!

memo snow by mollygoodhead December 27, 2009

chocolate snow ball 

when a man ejaculates in their parnters rectum and then performs oral to anal sex to reteive seamon and then passes that seamon onto their partner.

Carol was delited with the way her bottom felt after Trevor passed onto her his chocolate snow ball

chocolate snow ball by steverenio October 21, 2007

peeing in the snow 

when asian society melts the western white society. usually do to the fact that white people cannot handle the intelligence of asians.

white dude: YES! my parents are going to be so happy i got a 3.6 GPA this semester!
asian chick: i got a 4.1
white: why you gotta be peeing in the snow?

peeing in the snow by imeatingcarrots April 29, 2011

Cadet Snow-Cannon 

A Cadet Snow-Cannon is a dick-shapped snow-sculpture with a hose running up to the "cock-head" that, when turned on, shoots, sprays, and then dribbles out down the shaft - a snow-gasm! sno-cum everywhere!

Matt and I built a Cadet Snow-Cannon - we jacked off in the snow and shot our own sno-cum down each other's throats!

Cadet Snow-Cannon by USAF Cadet February 3, 2021

King Snow

A well known member of the Almighty Latin King / Queen Nation, suspected of having strong ties to other similar organizations and individuals of powerful and influential reputation.
King Snow, born in Colorado, rose to a position of considerable power between the late 1990's well into 2008
by which time he had achieved a presence on the streets that had almost granted him status as a real life urban legend.
Surviving a assassination attempt in 2004, a series of legal attacks and harassment by corrupt police officials and several personal setbacks of a emotionally traumatic nature he emerged unscathed and in the views of his enemies was rumored to be the next "teflon Don" (a nickname given to Mob Boss John Gotti due to his ability to beat charges and attempts on his life).
King Snow was later signed with a Colorado Rap label, published in several magazines, given speeches in three countries and continues to influence urban culture.

Almighty King Snow gives a new definition to the phrase "Absolute Power"!

King Snow by Joseph McMullen April 10, 2008