Why was the pimp afraid to water his garden?

Because he didn't trust his hose. -Shabbazz Spencer

I know this isn't a word or definition but I didn't know where to post it and I wanted to give the credit where it's due

Why was the pimp afraid to water his garden? Because he didn't trust his hose.

by Panties wet AF June 13, 2022

Glitter Pimp

the term for a gay pimp.

Can be used as an insult.

"He pimps all the guys because hes a Glitter Pimp."

"Why are you so fruity you fucking Glitter Pimp."

by Mr. Mug February 6, 2025

Pimp Daddy Jon Jon

1) A super Pimp
2) A sharp dressed man

1) Here comes a Pimp Daddy Jon Jon
2) Your looking like a Pimp Daddy Jon Jon

by Kermit the crazy March 6, 2018

International thug/pimp awareness day

This holiday recognizes thugs and pimps just like you! It is celebrated on June 15th every year.

International thug/pimp awareness day is tomorrow!

by 00yuiop00 May 25, 2024

pimp

Computer slang for "peeing in my pants". When lol, rotfl, or lmfao just doesn't convey how hard one is laughing, pimp takes it a step further.
See also: lol,rotfl,lmao,lmfao

Dave: Why did Tigger stick his head down the toilet?
Steve: I don't know....why?
Dave: He wanted to see Pooh
Steve: PIMP!

by DJBurnside December 12, 2008

Pimp Slap

Noun

1. a type of slapping method that MUST USED the back of the hand.

Verb

2. To slap a bitch or hoe if not giving goods or services.

Krystal was being a hoe, so I pimp slapped her let her understand to give me my money.

My mama gave me a pimp slap and said, “ MAMA AIN'T RAISE NO BITCH”

by Jack the Wise November 22, 2021

mailbox pimp

One who pimps mailboxes

That some kinda mailbox pimp right there

by catch life by the balls December 31, 2015