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MAGA-Phone

The device used to scream out mindless drivel when you want to look like a piece of shit troglodyte.
"Get the MAGA-Phone out of the back of my pick-up Jimmy-Jo, I have to scream at them Libtards over dur"
by Free-Dumb November 6, 2020
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flower phone case

A flower case is one of those "aesthetic" cases all the indie girls have.
flower phone cases are "so in"
by cake lover 180 November 10, 2020
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Bosnian Phone Box

A sexual act where a woman gets onto her knees as the man stands over her with his legs spread. She proceeds to place the tip of her finger into the mans ring piece as if inserting some change. She then places his erect cock onto her ear and talks into the mans arse hole. To hang up the call the man will usually take a steaming hot shit right in her gob just like a dirty Bosnian Phone Box.
Man my wife loved the Bosnian phone box I gave her last night, I’d eaten a hot tikka masala the night before too!
by Twiggy_222 October 8, 2020
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p-Phone

The Pavlov smartphone. It pings, buzzes, vibrates or rings and you JUMP! to respond.

Named for Ivan Pavlov, a Nobel-winning Russian physiologist famous for his work in classical conditioning.
To his eternal astonishment, she was incapable of ignoring her p-Phone, no matter the circumstance.
by Monkey's Dad October 14, 2020
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Esoteric Phnecs

Esoteric Phnecs is a wager player who dodges wagers.
Anyone: hey wanna wager for $10?

Esoteric Phnecs: no bro im scared!
by yeti goblin November 28, 2020
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Dummy Phone

An old Apple iPhone that still works through wifi like an iPod Touch, but cannot be used for any cellular features meaning it cannot work if not on wifi.
Person 1: Why does your apple email pop up?
PErson 2: Because you're on my dummy phone.
Person 1: Ohhh, put me on your main phone and not this hoe phone.
by Cristopaddy November 30, 2020
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Wrist phone

Dad calls

Dad "do you have your wrist phone?"

Me "wtf is a wrist phone?"
Dad "you know that thing you wear on your wrist that makes calls and stuff."
Me "dad, are you talking about my smart watch?"
Dad "yeah, your wrist phone!"
Me "no I don't have my wrist phone." 😂🤣
Are you wearing your wrist phone?
by Babygirl2222 November 30, 2020
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