An Americanism for what in proper English is a "bum bag" — a pouch or other device worn around the waist by butt sluts to hold safer-sex supplies, sex toys and other paraphernalia for kinky buttsecks. The wearer is typically clad in skintight stretch clothing to showcase their assets, leaving nowhere else to store their anal lube, condoms, butt plugs, douche or enema bulbs and other supplies needed to prepare their butts for anal sex. While jogging (running around) or cycling (peddling their arses all over town) to find a mate, the savvy buttslut comes prepared by wearing this pack (usually directly over or above the trampstamp) with everything needed to savour the fruits of Sodom.
So why, then, would a bum bag be a "fanny pack"? Most likely, a few trollops are looking for a Devil's threesome which involves double penetration — one penis in the bum, another penis in the fanny at the same time. That would require extra rubbers, extra lube and presumably redundant birth control — all of which needs to be packed away in that little pouch.
by bitchuck August 31, 2024
Get the fanny packmug. by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025
Get the Pack inmug. The Belarusian Jet pack will make all NATO member cower in fear as their soldiers spin a Mach speed on a horizontal bar.
by Flat tire August 4, 2023
Get the Belarusian jet packmug. A mythological creature known for its loud, bubbly and outgoing personality.
In some cultures it is known for having lethal dance moves.
In some cultures it is known for having lethal dance moves.
by Koifer749 July 10, 2022
Get the Chaim six packmug. Kid entering class:Hey guys I got the crayola 120 pack during the weekend.
The whole class: *bows down*
The whole class: *bows down*
by Yeetyeet5533 April 27, 2022
Get the Crayola 120 packmug. A group of hot girls that travel around in a pack to parties and sporting events. they are usually accompanied by one and only one grenade. (see definition of grenade)
Steve: Yo, I'm havin a party tonight. get your ass over here.
Mike: I'll get there if the gounch pack is coming.
Mike: I'll get there if the gounch pack is coming.
by tjiggy May 14, 2011
Get the Gounch Packmug. Foenem caught Brad ass gettin' off the bus
I know Brad mad asl he probably tired of us
But when I die, find Brad a$$and I'ma beat 'em up
I know Brad mad asl he probably tired of us
But when I die, find Brad a$$and I'ma beat 'em up
by BradsMom June 14, 2023
Get the Brad packmug.