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kyle cotnam

Friend 1: Kyle cotnam is my goalie

Friend 2: oh shit
by Kabjshdhdkdbsbsn May 5, 2018
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Kyle

Kyle, a Scorpio, is a long black haired metalhead man with a hell of a sense of humor. Even if he may be misunderstood or not appreciated because of his dry views on the world, he is more of a friend than you could ever ask for. He cares about you, even if he may show it in many eccentric ways. His eccentricity is what makes him special, and you should always appreciate him for it. He gives the best and well-thought out advice, and if feeling up for it he will provide you enough comfort for you to look back on for years.

Also, he has an impeccable taste in music, you’ll never be disappointed if you ask him for suggestions. An absolute demon in bed, you’ll find yourself waking up and feeling all at once every physical sensation that you went to bed having felt.

But even if he may be witty, he may be the life of a party and a decent figure to look up to, be mindful that he might need a friend too. Someone to be around when he’s not at his best, or when his anxiety gets the best of him. He always does his best, and sometimes because of it he neglects his own emotional health for those around him.
“That guy you’re always talking about, you’ve gotta introduce him to me”
“Oh, Kyle? I’d be absolutely pleased.”
by vampiric flesh May 22, 2022
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Kyle

A goofy ass, chin strap growin mothafucka. Kyle is a mf you at and think damn you don’t belong here. Kyle can’t get a damn bitch one so he resorts to third wheeling with every couple he can. Kyle is a man that ask the same question someone else asked 1 min ago.
I ain’t going if that man Kyle is going.
by RonaldReagansTaint March 21, 2023
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Kyle

Damn it, Kyle! Your name starts with a K, so do you want me to start calling you Karen?
by anonymous January 20, 2021
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Kyle

A person that likes soccer and kicks hard, he loves to be with his friend adrien and he is "best friends with adrien" ;)
by TheThiccArle November 4, 2021
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kyle kewley

is sometimes moody but a really nice person and considerate loves to have a laugh but can have his man periods
kyle kewley is so fun and i would love to go the fair again
by BigHarry123 March 14, 2020
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kyle disick

Kyle Disick (Person/Business Name) Typically used in TV Entertainment and Social Networking.
Have you seen Kyle Disick on TV recently?
by UK Trademark Group June 12, 2021
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