Kevin

sex

Kevin is sex

by anonymous January 2, 2022

Kevin

Exasperating, Funny, Oozes Leadership, Abnormally Intelligent, Extroverted. Playful. When Kevin commits, he is ALL IN, but don't cross him because he will cut you out of his life faster than he can say, "pass me the knife". Kevin is Irish to the core - the most wonderful red hair ever seen anywhere, and milk-chocolate brown eyes. Kevin is Smart, Cocky and Strongly Opinionated - Argue with him? Don't even go there - you can't win. His smile is Infections and his laugh is the most beautiful sound ever heard. But he is busy - always somewhere to be - something that has to be done yesterday. He is outwardly good natured, but inwardly he is a tortured soul.

Has anybody heard from Kevin?

by Just Cindy July 2, 2022

Kevin

Something thats bad

Girl: “Did u watch the new movie?”
Girl 2: “I did it was so kevin!”

by Wintercandyapple187 April 21, 2025

Kevinism

When your argument makes no sense and you realize your wrong you have to backtrack by sending memes even though you complain about the group chat sending them

David: kevin your suck balls so many

Kevin: sending picture of his testicles

David: this is a kevinism

by Myhairyballs373773 July 10, 2023

Kevin

Also known as the burger boy KEVIN is a fat blob of a man who is unable to stop eating

oh man i just finished a burger im really feeling like a KEVIN right now

by theballblaster March 22, 2025

Pulled A Kevin

Shamefully exhausting all 6 wordle guesses resulting in failure to complete the daily puzzle.

Shit! I didn't solve Wordle today and pulled a Kevin.

by Pulled A Kevin January 28, 2024

Kevin (cupcake) Andino

Kevin also known as Cupcake is a complete wuss first always insulting literally everyone he sees thinking that he got the dominant hand on others. He also likes old teachers like for example a middle aged ugly ah teacher.

"We know you're a Kevin (cupcake) Andino"
"Huh?"
"Its cuz you're a big wuss in everyone's life"
"Well says you flirting with this e girl online"
"At least I'm not eating krusty ugly pussy like you be eating sum mix of ashes and dust"
"well I do love it at least"
"ok cupcake"

by Dude_WhoKnows? May 4, 2022