Nickel Jew

The ultimate Jew

Is a Jew that is so Jewey, they won't even stoop to pick up pennies as they see them as below them because of how much money they have.

Guy 1: did you see how that douche was talking down to that guy cuz his dad's rich?

Guy 2: yeah, that fucker's definitely a Nickel Jew.

by Evil white man April 22, 2019

Jew

A foul disgusting person with now feeling of empathy or kindness.

Get out of here you fucking Jew

by Big bad wolf 321 September 9, 2025

jew betting

betting a large amount of money, but only making a little bit of profit

Daniel is good at jew betting. He only profits about $2.15 from each $500 bet, but profit is profit.

by DIG BICK P June 5, 2025

Levy Jews

Levy Jews.

Dutch people are levy Jews. goddamit

by ancaptrev September 24, 2022

Phantom Pregnant Jew Syndrome

When you think you're pregnant but your actually just Jewish.

Sandra keeps buying baby stuff but addressing me with "Shalom!" everytime she sees me. I think she might have Phantom Pregnant Jew Syndrome.

by this dood October 24, 2022

blame jew

A very irritating person who tends to blame you for things that are absolutely ridiculous.

Person: Oh shit that was my dog in my blankets ive been kicking for 45 minutes
Blame jew: Its your fucking fault you moronic sub-creature failed abortion fucker
Person: woah calm your tits jesus christ
Blame jew: YOU DID 9/11

by Foamyman November 21, 2016

Based Jew

A Jewish person (typically between ages 10-20) who is very based and proud of themself. They are on tiktok and they hate antisemites. Their comments are spammed with antisemites either named something like user728372937383, austrianpainter8293, or kanyefan82839. They don't let any comments like those change their opinion on their religion. They explain why antisemitic arguments are invalid all the time. And for fun, they post them celebrating their holidays on tiktok.

Miriam is so amazing! She is such a based Jew.

by Elysmile April 10, 2023