Just Jerkoff January

Almost the same as Destroy Dick December and the complete opposite as No Nut November, simply jerk off once or more a day for the whole month

"How was Destroy Dick December?
-It turned bad, I'll simply do Just Jerkoff January instead."

by Djes_ January 29, 2021

January 22nd

Nom a Damien day

“I can’t wait for January 22nd, i’ve been waiting to nom a damien!”

by namerofthings January 22, 2024

January 28th

National windmill Russ day.

I can’t believe it’s January 28th it’s national windmill Russ day, he’s fucked.

by Logangarang January 28, 2021

Just Jerking January

such as Destroy Dick December. but CHANGES...

every hour the clock ticks is a fap...

like...
12. 12 FAPS
1. 1 FAP
2. 2 FAPS.
etc...

This demonstrates how are gods created.
Just btw if you didn't fap at example 2 pm you should fap 2 extra times at 3 pm

A. Did you try DDD?
B. Hell Yeah! and also i'll reinforce it in Just Jerking January
C. oh boy... may god be with you

by meh12558 December 3, 2018

january 16

it's the hottest girls birthday

"bro what day is it?"
"it's january 16"
"aight, happy birthday to me"

by hello pa October 27, 2021

January 21st

National fake sick day

Jack: ughh I don’t wanna school

Megan: you don’t want january 21st is?
jack: no what is it?
megan: it’s national fake sick day. everyone and their mom is doing it!!!

by bad bitch from the 314 January 20, 2020

16th January

if you were born in this here you are pretty much very cool and swag :)

xx: you are so cool
you: ik i was born in 16th january

by iloveeehottmoms November 22, 2021