jake

jake is mean and stares at people. his best friend is black lowkey toxic
“jake sucks
lol i guess so
by sciencelinks February 28, 2020
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Jakes arent the most good looking guys out there thats for sure but they are the most heartbreaking boys.They will steal you heart and never give it back.They are the best boyfriends to have they are always there for you when you need them.Jakes are funny kind and adventrous.They are also EXTREMLY COMPETTITIVE.Some times its cute sometimes its annoying.They love to cook stuff to show how good he is at it.Jakes are very sporty people,they commit to it 24/7 might be why they are such good boyfriends.Jakes brake your heart cause you dont want them to leave.
"why are you so upset about jake breaking up with you could do so much better than him anyway"
"because he was my everything"
by pie.... January 15, 2021
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Really bad terraria player, doesn’t sleep, is black and works at State Farm, needs mental stability with his constant money spending, and has a dog named Paul.
Jake please stop playing terraria

Jake we are going broke
by Jakefromstatefarmmm February 21, 2022
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A smart outgoing guy that has an amazing smile that can light up the whole world he has a lot of girls going after him but he only has his eyes on one he loves her and would do anything to protect her he generally goes for girls that’s named start with an (A, K, M,L and H)
Christy:Woah look at his eyes his soo cute I wonder if he’d(jake) want to hang ou... oh... *sees him put his arm around his girl ) He has a girlfriend
by Stickstarbust June 19, 2019
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did everones mom and got very ads
"he jaked off"
by verycoolmegasusperson August 21, 2021
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jake is the best person you could possibly meet. he’s very genuine and kind and overall a sweetheart. literally perfect it’s hard to put into words when describing him that’s the only way. so lovable that it makes you smile thinking about him. he’s literally a bright light in a dark room. he makes everyone feel comfortable anytime and is very trustworthy and kind. he’s genuinely great and it doesn’t get better
lol jake!
by lmaoooo4828 October 08, 2020
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always jakes fault when something goes wrong
by T3apot November 23, 2019
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