Guy one:"yo that jake guy is so lucky he is already in bed with bethany."
Guy two:"hey bethany is my girlfriend "
Guyone:"HAHA he jake stole your bitch"
Guy two:"hey bethany is my girlfriend "
Guyone:"HAHA he jake stole your bitch"
by allah jake August 13, 2017
Get the jakemug. His intimidating, strong side, is used to protect you, his charming, handsome, and dare I say, sexual side is used only in private. He makes you feel more than alive and will spend his days with you. If you come across a Jake, don't let him go, ever.
Girl one: who is that hottie 😍
Girl two: oh that's jake, casually strutting his perfection
Girl one : oh. Is he single?
Girl two: Not anymore! Bye bish!
Girl two: oh that's jake, casually strutting his perfection
Girl one : oh. Is he single?
Girl two: Not anymore! Bye bish!
by Jake 😍 April 17, 2019
Get the Jakemug. He hates Brooke Christian because of her awful stench and he is NOT bisexual but it’s ok because it is
by Jake Crepezzi September 29, 2020
Get the Jake Crepezzimug. A jug of some kind kept in the cab of a truck on long road trips. Used for urinating in so that the delay of stopping at a rest area or side of the road can be avoided.
"Hey man, pull over I really gotta take a piss."
"Fuck that, use the jake bottle, we're behind schedule."
"Fuck that, use the jake bottle, we're behind schedule."
by Tow Jockey May 2, 2014
Get the jake bottlemug. Jake Cooper , a tall man , no a very tall man. A man who where he walks woman follow he looks like he takes steroids but don’t worry he’s el’ natural
by Dragonslayer56 October 3, 2021
Get the Jake Coopermug. 
Get the Jakemug. 