A musician who attempts to impress others on social media with videos showcasing their technical abilities on the instrument, yet creates lackluster original music, if any at all.
Often a gearslut.
Often a gearslut.
Henson: Marco seems to be making quite a name for himself as an Instagram guitarist - he's up to 180k followers this month!
Scuzzy: Yeah, but did you hear his new single on Spotify? It's a glorified finger exercise over a smooth jazz backing track... Where's the vision? 'better yet, where's the SONG?
Henson: Pssh, get with the times, boomer!
Scuzzy: I'm twenty-two...
Scuzzy: Yeah, but did you hear his new single on Spotify? It's a glorified finger exercise over a smooth jazz backing track... Where's the vision? 'better yet, where's the SONG?
Henson: Pssh, get with the times, boomer!
Scuzzy: I'm twenty-two...
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