Lesbian Monkey

Another Way of Saying Gay

Person 1: Hey man, I'm a lesbian monkey
Person 2: isnt that another term of saying you're gay?
Person 1: Shhhhh.

by SirObama March 16, 2020

lesbian trees

the thing i said after waking up from a dream about lesbian trees.
what happened in the dream: i was at a forest, and i was walking, then i saw two trees, and i somehow knew that they were a girl, and they were kissing... after I woke up, i loudly said, "LESBIAN TREES!" and my parents heard me.

"Today, I screamed, "LESBIAN TREES!", and my parents heard it."

by terra_7382 November 3, 2024

Indy (lesbian)

A girl who dresses like a straight white male, wears fuck boy jeans

“She looks like such a fag must be an Indy (lesbian)!!!!”

by Slaylee September 4, 2022

lifetime lesbian

A lesbian who has never had sex with a male.

Sarah: I wish I'd never slept with a man before I met you.
Jane: ahhh then you'd be a lifetime lesbian...like me.

by Brosiecoolio July 24, 2017

Lesbian

Lesbian is a sexuality that means a girl likes a girl instead of a boy.

Boy: Um… I liked you for a long time now.
Girl: Sorry I like girls so I’m lesbian.

by {Mikotashi} June 4, 2022

lesbian

Living being of the feminine gender who is attracted to another living being of the feminine gender.

Lesbian.

by Catedrast December 7, 2024

accidental lesbianism

It's like the female equivalent of no homo.

"Hey I heard you went down on Stacey last night, does that mean your gay now?"
"What? No it was totally accidental lesbianism, we're just friends."

by Insecure Homo October 14, 2016