French Fry

A citizen of the nation of the fanciest fries.

I am a French Fry!
You French Fry!
Hey, French Fry!

by 489flint September 25, 2017

French Speaker

A french speaker is when you shit in somebodies mouth, in which, they proceed to gargle on your shit.

"Yo, dude!.. me and here were just chilling and she let me give her a French Speaker! Shes a total freak!"

by skibidiohiosigma May 28, 2024

French Press

The act of gently pressing on an Individuals Butthole, over their pants or garments to prevent penetration.

My buddy gave me a French Press as I was walking up the stairs.

by Absolutetruth April 9, 2019

French shart fungus

A term used to describe a the after math your anus after eating too much French food and sharting it all out the following night,a fungus that sits on your anal cavity reminding you of your horrible misdeeds.

Person 1:What’s wrong,man?
Person 2:Man,I took my gf to eat at a French buffet and it gave us both French shart fungus

by Fivenightsatfnaf69 September 24, 2025

french hours

Refers to a shorter, more efficient workday without breaks or a lunch hour.

I game to the last french hours of the day until my work is done.

by UDfrenchman May 15, 2013

French Botox Injection

When a Geordie fornicates with a baguette after the club while eating a kebab

Does Gaz think that sandwich is a “bird”. Looks like a French Botox injection to me.

by Novocastilian August 9, 2025

french dry

A process in which you take a bath and a man then pleases you then drys you off.

"Jason got a French dry at the Holiday Inn."

by Jason Frost October 11, 2016