Free Willy

When you are at an aquarium and you unzip your pants and put your balls upright on the glass and call out 'free willy' and see if any sea creatures come up and sniff and/or lick.

*un zips pants at aquarium* places balls upright on glass... ' FREE WILLY'

by Veronica11 August 23, 2016

Free Agent Fuck

First sexual intercourse after ending it with your significant other. Done primarily to reaffirm that you are still in the game and a one-time pass to engage in guilt-free, no-strings-attached indulgence of your primal desires with someone who would otherwise be socially off-limits.

"My old gal-pal Bobbie came over and banged my brains out last night. Don't think she's looking for a relationship though. She just broke up with her boyfriend. so it was probably her Free Agent Fuck."

by Zarathud September 10, 2012

free the guy

When you feel for someone that wants to do something but they can't you say free the guy.

"Want to play tomorrow?"
"I can't because I my boss wanted me to work tomorrow."
"oh free the guy."

by Wise King Woo November 17, 2022

free lilbhoul

he was sentenced to 55 years in prison for the murder charge, 30 years in prison for one of the counts of aggravated robbery, and two 13-year prison sentences for the remaining two counts of aggravated robbery.

Free lilbhoul*
fr souljem tryna plea his sexual misconduct charge down*

by bhoul fan April 21, 2021

For free!?

When a person posts or responds to social media conversation with a unintentional sexual suggestive photo, in a manner where he/she is completely unaware of the sexual intent, usually of their feet or a body part, facial expression, or pose.

Girl: Hey bestie, look at my new toe nail polish. I got my toes done today.

*send pics of feet*

Guy: FOR FREE!?

by Guillioandbarbara April 19, 2024

I Am Free Finally (02/03/2025)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Am Free Finally (02/03/2025)

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian February 2, 2025

free ice cream

ice cream given by a creeper who is most likely a murderer rapist who will hunt you down and kill you because free ice cream is non-existent and you will pay. Sooner or later...

"OH MY GOSH, he gave me free ice cream!"

"No Hannah.... You will pay... Sooner or later..."

by realeyesrealizereallies July 8, 2014