February 17

me: hey it’s February 17th
him: OH!! it’s national give a girl head day!
me: yeah… am i gonna get some?

him: fuck yeahhh!

by thatbitch333 February 12, 2023

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february 5

this is a day where u kiss your girlfriend if their name starts with A

omg it’s february 5
😗

by noahkahan February 5, 2024

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February 5th

ask out the most recent on your snap (girl/boy) and THEY CANT SAY NO

Boy: Hey will you go out with me?
Crush: ew no why would I wanna go out with you?
Boy: Because it’s February 5th you cant say no!

by February 5th February 4, 2022

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february 12th

dumb bitch birth day (talkin abt jojo)

"damn its February 12th its that dumb nigga jojo's birthday"

by the baddest pr bitch out there February 10, 2025

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Mutual wank day. 7th February

The day you and your partner get on some porn of both of your choice and both get yourself off using your own hands for a wank or mouth

Mutual wank day. 7th February

Mutual wank day. 7th February

by anonymous February 6, 2024

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Another month in which guys must fap 2 times a day NO MATTER WHAT they must it's man kinds destiny to do this if you have a good stable relationship well TO BAD fap fap to your hearts content no matter what your mom and dad say YOU MUST FAP!!

Guy 1: It's almost Fap February we must be prepared men.
All The Men: WE WILL COMPLETE OUR DESTINY!!

by The Holy Salad November 2, 2019

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