Fake my Jake

Fooling or tricking someone; yanking one’s chain

He told me he was a millionaire, but he can’t fake my Jake.

by Pnutz94 January 2, 2023

fake school bus

The paedo version of fake taxi.

This guy is disgusting, he spends all his free time browsing Fake School Bus via Tor.

by goldenEverything January 4, 2018

Fake Introvert

Anybody that claims to be an introvert to sound cool when they're more likely an extrovert. They partake in behaviors that true introverts hate:
-Gossip
-Bullying
-Drama
They also prefer what extroverts would:
Dogs>Cats
Spring, Summer> Autumn, Winter
Day>Night

These fake introverts annoy me so much. Like how can you claim your an introvert when your around people every time I see you? Your so fucking fake.

by idl1 October 11, 2025

Fake friend

A person who is a fake friend is not supportive, rude, thinks that they are the boss, and more. You should get them out of your life if they have these traits.

“Did you know that (name) is being bossy around me?” Said (name) “Really?! She must be a fake friend.” Said (name)

by Galactic Rabbit November 19, 2019

Fakes

A word Egyptians use that means, "no, I'm too lazy", or "let's not go I think it's gonna be boring"

Ahmed: "Yo, wanna go to that party"

Omar: "nah bro, fakes

by egyptian taco January 8, 2023

fake donny fans

It mean's that you arent an fan of donny simple as that.

You guys are all **fake donny fans**!!

by ContentStatic March 10, 2022

Fake hospitality

Someone who doesnt have the heart to run a guy off, so they put out welcome mats and give him food a few hours after they tell him to stay out or leave.

Fuck fake hospitality, let a guy know that nobody likes him. Reality is better than a facade of hospitality and insincere friendliness. A false apology is the same thing as fake hospitality, it's better to go ahead and let somebody you're not sorry about what happened, and you never will be, since that is how you really feel about something.

by Solid Mantis October 9, 2020