facebook sap

When you say something on your wall or private message that offends someone whether its directly/inderectly you end up silencing the person for a long period of time while their anger, hate and rage builds up to the point of going postal on internet forums.
Lvl 80 rogue just facebook sapped your ugly ass.
by FoeSquares January 13, 2010
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facebook shatting

Facebook chatting on your laptop or phone while simultaneously taking a shit.
dude last night i was facebook shatting with her for like 20 minutes!
by gars9004 January 22, 2010
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facebook fink

Someone who turns you in to your parents or school with information gleened on FB.
The snitch weasel ratted me out to my Mom after seeing photos on Facebook that I wasn't really sick that day. He's such a mama's boy facebook fink.
by Sara Bellhum April 07, 2010
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Facebook Literalist

Someone who takes jokes and humor in facebook status updates way too literally.
"I posted on my facebook status that I was so exhausted that I needed a couple lines of blow to keep functioning. My sister read it and called my mom and told her I may have a drug problem. She's such a Facebook Literalist."
by DinNYC May 09, 2010
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facebook misdirection

When you post a false status on facebook knowing your page if being watched by you significant other and have your friends comment on it to help the cause
I was out tricking off last night but with a little facebook misdirection my girl thought i was at work all night
by Zale1738 February 18, 2010
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Facebook Righteous

When one with a low sense of morality constantly announces via Facebook that they are now attending church to be closer to God; yet their actions are only debauchee.
Dave (a philanderer) announced that he was going to Youth Group this week on Facebook, yet he really is only looking for short term sexual relationships. Dave is Facebook Righteous
by Bedside Spider June 13, 2012
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facebook dumper

One who checks facebook on his or her Iphone, black berry etc. at work or at home wile on the can dropping a duce.
Joe: you going to the can
Steve: yep, dropping #2
Joe: want the paper?
Steve: NO! I have facebook on my Iphone
Joe: dude your such a facebook dumper!
by CHUCKKXXL February 08, 2010
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