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Girl Best Friend Day 

It’s October 24 give your girl best friends some love they deserve it
“Hey it’s October 24
“Happy Girl Best Friend Day Marry“

National fuck your best friend day 

May the 20th, is fuck your best friend day
Me "hey wanna fuck"
Bestfriend "I'm your best friend that would be weird "
Me "No it's may 20th, national fuck your best friend day

Bedroom Friend 

someone you're sleeping with but not actually in a relationship with,
a nicer way of saying fuck buddy
Stan - "who was that girl I saw you with last night?"
Matt - "oh that's Sarah, she's my Bedroom Friend"
Bedroom Friend by c.see April 12, 2010

User Friend 

A User Friend is someone who is your friend because you are able to provide favors for them. They use you for services or favors. This could range anywhere from letting them use your laundry machines to giving them a ride somewhere.

The main characteristic of a User Friend is that they will not or will rarely return favors for you.

The User Friend's motivation may or may not be intentional. They may genuinely feel and believe that they're a good friend, but in actuality, either their laziness or lack of reciprocity makes them not a good friend.
John and Kay, Kay is the User Friend.

Kay: Hey John, can you help me fix this file? All of the pages are not the right size.

John: Sure, no problem! Hey what are up to this weekend? Up for hanging out?

Kay: Sure, I'll give you a call!

Kay never calls.

Joseph and Michael, Joseph is the user friend.

Joseph: Hey, thanks for taking me to the airport Mike. I really appreciate it.

Michael: No prob man! Hey, do you think you could watch my dogs for the weekend while I'm out of town?

Joseph: Oh, I've actually got company over that weekend. Sorry bud!

Joseph did have company, but very well could have taken a couple of hours throughout the weekend to take care of Michael's dogs.
User Friend by Firefly_Mal October 10, 2010

myspace friend 

Someone you befriend on myspace but don't talk to in real life.
Yeah, Jen and I are myspace friends but we don't even say hello when I see her in the hallway.
myspace friend by kayg June 15, 2007

copycat friend 

---a type of friend who mimics you in every single way possible; wanting everything you have, liking all your favorite stuff, buying all the material things exactly the same as yours & often doing it SECRETLY. ᵴ
Anywhere in the world, you'll always find some copycat friends lurking around you.
copycat friend by posh20 September 3, 2010