a depression dump is a person that cares about so many people and wants to help them, but when they ask for help people call them selfish.
person a: my cat died :(
person b: how can I help? wanna talk about it?
person a: awe thanks! byeeee
person b: hey my grandma died...
(things person a would say)
"oop-"
"oof"
"that sucks lol"
"stop dumping your issues on me"
person b: am I just your depression dump?
person b: how can I help? wanna talk about it?
person a: awe thanks! byeeee
person b: hey my grandma died...
(things person a would say)
"oop-"
"oof"
"that sucks lol"
"stop dumping your issues on me"
person b: am I just your depression dump?
by bondfirr May 12, 2021
When you ask your girlfriend who has cheated on you with 4 or 5 guys, and has admitted to eating two of her ex's assholes, to have anal sex, and you stand on the bed and piss on her, dump her, and taze her with a 1,000,000 volt from cabela's in the back, pre-emptively, and file a restraining order against her.
I spray-tan dumped Kimberly last night because I found out from one of the guys on the baseball team that she did a tug-brothers with Nick and Paulie.
by thechri5 March 02, 2019
My friend David E says there is nothing more relaxing than taking his shirt off and having a nice puff and dump during the middle of a hard workday.
by Dr. Jackson Parr September 02, 2011
by Boi On A Unicycle November 05, 2018
by Rey (pseudonym) September 14, 2021
Mr. Anderson's crackdown on Illegal Dumping had to end after he busted down the bathroom door while an employee was pooping.
by Bob8009 May 24, 2023
Expelling so much piss at one time that it sounds like you’re dumping a bucket of water on the ground
“Does anyone know where Matt went?”
“He’s been drinking all day, he probably went to dump the bucket”
“He’s been drinking all day, he probably went to dump the bucket”
by Loyal-T June 17, 2019