Dude

That stick thing used to light fire-crackers. Or the guy who gets it up the butt in prison......

Use the dude so you don't blow your face off!!

by 9114sho December 31, 2016

Dude selfish syndrome

When a guy doesn't want a girl he has intercourse with or had relations with to talk to anyone else. He will get mad, name calling. Threatening, and easily pissed off at you.

He called you a whore and blocked you Shelly. What the hell does he have "dude selfish syndrome?"

by Shelly Smith January 18, 2017

dude i fucked that girl in the bed

you just fucked a girl in the bed. that is what that means lol

help me please
im dying
i dont know wh dude i fucked that girl in the bed

maybe because of memes

by fucekrerewre January 31, 2017

dude genuine

When you pretend to be a genuine guy who really cares and wants to take it slow, but really all you want is to bang.

Man you are being so dude genuine.

by Phillip cobra September 12, 2017

Dude nugget

A frozen wad of jizz that you throw through your ex’s bedroom window

I gotta get my freezer fixed so I can dude nugget Karen.

by Bjorks swan suit October 21, 2017

Dude

A word you call someone to signify that you do not know their name or are too lazy to pronounce their name

Hey, what's up dude!
Nice to meet you dude

by nathanthesnooper October 27, 2017

dude swears

A dude swears to make a swear something is true if they were wrong they would lose their dudeness.

Joe: Dude swears that fucker is mint af
Ayden: Nah dude swears that fuckers worth a 100 bucks

by Evan Hagahansen May 2, 2018