(noun) A drunk journal is the product of "Wasted Wednesday." This device originated when a girl named Sarah and a boy named Phillip in a Midwestern town began writing thoughts, ideas, drawings and whatever they please into a private journal while under the influence of a certain amount of alcohol. The purpose of a drunk journal is to find joy and answers the following day as you attempt to read it aloud. This immediately results in laughter and memories, which otherwise would have been wasted.
by boobylips January 27, 2014
by Oliviersucksballs September 17, 2011
I never noticed how beautiful that brick is before...maybe I'm drunk but it's beautiful...drunk light
by Franklin Jackson Johnson July 15, 2018
When a innocent trip to the central prairie of Kansas in search of ducks turns into a 24 hour bender. Typically a peak level of drunkenness only achieved once in a lifetime.
Could also be called a “great bender”
Could also be called a “great bender”
boss: hey Matt I need those papers on my desk 9 o’clock sharp
Matt: sorry boss. I got hoisington drunk over the weekend and fell behind. Any chance for an extension?
Matt: sorry boss. I got hoisington drunk over the weekend and fell behind. Any chance for an extension?
by Divebombs November 03, 2021
A drunk one is the person that says the most stupid things. They are the type of people who are not really drunk but act like it. They can be very awkward and are the most terrible singers. If you know a drunk one approach it with the greatest caution. You'll never know what they'll do.
by Don't know don't care August 27, 2015
The act of having a few drinks and going absolutely bonkers with no memory of the night due to underlying mental issues aquired by being in lockdown for months.
by Your mate August 08, 2021
The act of consuming a small amount of alcohol and acting absolutely bonkers with no memory of what happened due to underlying mental issues aquired by being in lockdown for months.
by Your mate August 08, 2021