doing a Hamish

A Hamish is both a sexual act and also a form of preemptive abortion. Rather than being inseminated and carrying a foetus to until child (see “Cum pet”) birth, one swallows the seamen. To get the full “Hamish” experience a red handkerchief is used by one of the parties, usually the receiver of the seamen.

I knew the guy I was seeing had a weird kink about cats and shoes, so when he was getting close I made sure there were no more pets to be involved and in between screams of pleasure yellowed out “ I’m not on birth control, how about doing a Hamish”

by Downieprincess December 1, 2024

Doing a Billy

When you arrange to do something then don’t show up.

Bill asked the crew to completely rearrange their plans. Then didn’t show up. Thus… Doing a Billy

by PWUrb December 9, 2024

doing a charcoal

Tricking an incredibly hot girl to send you nudes on the internet so you can jerk off and ghost her.

I’m doing a charcoal to
Shimmy. She’s super hot!

by Freddylovesyou December 12, 2024

Disingenuflect

This is when you kneel at church but you don’t really mean it.

The priest kept an eye out for disingenuflections among his parishioners.

by Miquelito6233 December 18, 2024

Doing a Unit

Sending crook shit to your mates on social media, always unsolicited.

Check this knob out, he's doing a unit again!

by anonymous December 27, 2024

Doing the Skibidi Toilet

When you put a toilet ring around your neck and give someone a rimjob.

Person 1: How was the date last night dude?
Person 2: Oh it was amazing, she was doing the skibidi toilet on me
Person 1: What?

by Xvob January 4, 2025

Doming

Doming: to go the the Aqua Dome and use the sauna and steam room facilities

I'm doming at 8pm today after work.
Would you like to come doming with me this evening.

by Tbmfbc January 5, 2025