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Christian

A guy that LOVES to fuck teddy bears
Holy shit it’s christian! Wait is he fucking a teddy bear rn?!?”

“Ew gross.”
by teddybearcrig April 14, 2022
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Victory Christian School

A school dedicated for the education of Christian values. They center their education around the bible; the staff's mild sexism, covert racism, and blatant homophobic attitudes will truly make you feel right at home.
And even though the school is in a poor area, I can't think of a single time that there has been any outreach to struggling families. In fact, they dedicate most of their money to contribute to the impressive church, and haven't bothered to update any of the student facilities since 1994.

And they tried to cover up a girl getting raped by a janitor.
"I love how the bathrooms smell at Victory Christian School, and I've always felt respected by their staff."
"Haha, wait, are you being serious?"
by Iwassuicidalbeforeitwasironic February 2, 2019
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Christian

The best soccer and baseball player in the world and also very smart and handsome. He is very nice as well, and Sebastian takes advantage of it. Overall, he is a good person.
Hi Christian
by Meep life be like... January 29, 2019
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Champion Christian School

Absolute hell. A shitshow full of druggies racists and peril officers. Everyone there hates anyone of color and makes sure to ignore any real issues.
Champion Christian School is the worst place on Earth.
by FRB1GG1E November 20, 2021
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Christian

Great person, He may be quiet, a bit overweight, and has a twisted humor. But in reality he is always there for you, he doesn’t care what you have been through or what has happened, he will be there to support you. He is always ready to listen to whatever you want to vent his way, he will listen carefully, give you truthful answers and help you with your problems. He is that one kid in school who is popular with many people but that’s only because he is known to be an asshole. The more you get to know him the more he will show you how kind and caring he is. Christian is also to joke around if you’re his best friend, he would joke inappropriately about someone you may like or someone your dating. In the end Christian is truly a nice person and any girl would be lucky to have his personality, even if he isn’t the perfect with looks.
I don’t know its just Christian.
by ShirlyHaksi February 3, 2022
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Christian Chang

When you run with your arms barely moving. Typically, your arms are making a v shape and your palms are facing the ground. Your arms then swing side to side
by tracknation66 November 8, 2017
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Seffner Christian Academy

A school in Seffner, Fl that is full of rich privileged kids and a few sucky teachers. A place that cares too much about its appearance and spends all the tuition cash on plants and doesn’t fix the sewage. Kids are constantly leaving this hell hole and teachers are always complaining about one teacher in particular (mr. toxic). I don’t recommend going here. It literally sucks! This school is too cookie cutter perfect and expects perfection from the students and expels anyone who doesn’t meet the criteria. This suckass school has expelled legends. Rip to our fallen soldiers. Spread the word of the famous Methner academy.
Dude 1: have you heard about that school in seffner?
Dude 2: Seffner Christian Academy? Yeah I hear it’s like a cult or something

Dude 1: yeah it’s pretty suckass
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