burns flat

A dry, windy, dusty as fuck, air-force abandoned little town in western Oklahoma populated by impoverished, gun-toting, bible-thumping, ignorant, trump-loving redneck hicks that wouldn't know a good law if it jumped up and slapped them right smack in the damn face. Truly the arm-pit of America. If you spend anytime there, your IQ will plummet 50 points.

Dropout 1: "I feel dumber."
Dropout 2: "Why?"
Dropout 1: "I drove out to Burns Flat."

by TiredOldMan May 23, 2018

Belgian Burn

A sexual act in which a female partner partakes in coitus with a male partner, usually her cheating ex. When the man is about to ejaculate, the woman pulls him out, takes a preheated waffle iron, and slams the erect penis shut between both sides, thereby providing the conclusive burn and eliminating any future relationship endeavors.

Guy #1: Why are you walking like a butthurt penguin?

Guy #2: Chloe wanted to take me back, so she invited me last night and just when I was about to come, she gave me a fucking Belgian Burn!

Guy #1: What a bitch.

Guy #2: The doctors say the bandages can come off in a few months.

Guy #1: Anything else?

Guy #2: ... I still have trouble peeing.

Guy #1: Okay.

by itsthatotherguy April 15, 2018

Rice Burning

Translation from Spanish idiom. When someone’s pants or underwear goes inside letting their cheeks’ shape visible.

a:yo! Her rice burning bad
b: yeah we should tell her to fix her jeans.

by ToTypeMyWhat July 6, 2019

Carpet burn

When a bitch goes down on her knees and towes and gives ur dick carpet burn

Och my dick hurts she swollowed that hoe and got carpet burn FOLLOW ME ON INSTA the.official.loser

by Alrier July 7, 2019

Burning bush

When you need to shave but don’t have a lot of time, you perform a burning bush, lighting fire to your pubes and watch them burn away like a forest fire

Shit, Des is going to be here in 5 minutes and I haven’t even shaved! I’m going to have to pull a burning bush!

by No giggling August 1, 2019

Austin side burns

side burns 🥵💦🤏🧟🦛

bro that Austin side burns kid has some sick side burns

by andioopsksksksksksksksk November 10, 2019

Chronic beard burn

When making out with a man who has scruff or a beard and it results in a burn on your chin.

“Kristen I can tell you made out with someone last night because of your chronic beard burn”

by I love my dogs November 10, 2019