beaverdam

v. To intentionally interfere with a woman who is trying to get laid, and results in said woman NOT getting laid. Usually done by a somewhat less attractive girlfriend. (This could be considered the female version of the cock-block.)
n. A person who is responsible for the act of beaverdamming

I was about to hook up with this hot guy at the Fort Kent Bar last night but then Nikki totally beaverdammed me! Why doesn't she mind her own business?!

by miyabroto_musashi November 14, 2011

Beavers of Eastwick

old school and alien, epic and classic.

an ancient tribe of technologically advanced beavers whos remains were first discovered in Silicon Valley.

That movie was Beavers of Eastwick.

That 69 mustang is worthy of Beavers of Eastwick.

by Blindlemon November 27, 2011

Beaver Wrangler

The only guy who works in an office of women and keeps the bitchiness in line.

Joe: man the chicks at work got into it today.
Sam: good thing you're a good Beaver Wrangler and whipped them back into shape.

by buick8 February 6, 2013

Beaver roll

Fat girl's vagina

I bet that girl has a beaver roll.

by Jilldo and aj September 1, 2013

Beaverhouzen

Beaverhouzen is a random nickname you give a lady that is down as fuck and is always causing some riff raff. She gets really drunk, but always keeps it classy. A Beaverhouzen deserves this name; EARNED, NOT HANDED.

You are being such an Anastasia Beaverhouzen.

by Anastasia Beaver October 15, 2013

beavercrumbs

The little balls you accumulate in your pubes during sex when she gets really wet.

"Aww, these beavercrumbs are knotting up my pubic hair."

by I<3Mooserage December 9, 2013

beaver dam

The ugly chick that keeps unknowingly cock blocks the hot one. One might almost feel sorry for her.

That poor fucking beaver dam has no idea she's cock blocking any of us.

by kcoochie December 10, 2014