despacito 2

the worst song ever to exist

some cringey memer: "HEY DUDE DID YOU LISTEN TO DESPACITO 2??"
some actually reasonable person with intellect: "shut the fuck up"

by ccookiecrumbsbutworse September 28, 2018

half life 2

simply the god of all and every game that has ever been made. for half life 2 brings shame to all.

dude 1: dude u gat half life 2 yet?
dude 2: no, i just pass up the oppitunity to buy the greatest game of all time so i have more time to masterbate and make fun of the old and retarted.
dude 1: you shuld get it, it rules!

by keiran December 9, 2004

modern warfare 2

A steaming pile of shit that will result in many controllers being broken and holes punched in walls

11/9/09: "MW2 most antipated game of the year, if not the decade"
11/11/09: "MW2 worst game of the year, if not the decade, if not ever"

Gamer: "Yesss I just finished the campaign of modern warfare 2 on veteran now to try out the multiplayer"

*1 game later*

Gamer: "how does this guy knife me from 10 ft away???"

*1 more game later*

Gamer: "WTF he just knifed me through a wall?!?!?!?!??!?!"

*1 knife later*

Gamer: "WHAT THE FUCK HE JUST FUCKING KNIFED ME AFTER I SHOT HIM IN THE FUCKING FACE WITH A SPAS-12 FUCKING CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT"

*1 more knife*

Gamer: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAGHAGHGHGHGHGHGAHGAHGAHGHGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS WHORE KEEPS KNIFING ME WITH THIS COMMANDO BULLSHIT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" *punches hole in wall*

*next week*

Gamer's mom: "who put this hole in the wall"

Gamer: "Infinity Ward"

by Harruxx ftw :) September 8, 2010

2 Buck Chuck

A wine of various types by Charles Shaw (Chuck) which is sold for $1.99 a bottle at the Trader Joe's grocery store chain in California, with bottles by the hundreds, possibly thousands, in plain sight at these locations. It is surprisingly decent and is a nice cheap way to buy booze as long as you don't care what it is.

Friend: Why do you have wine?

Me: How about because bottles of wine are the same as about 5 beers, these are two dollars each, and I still can still eat once I'm starving. And also because I don't care what you think. So I bought 2 buck chuck.

Friend: True, good point.

by A name that hasn't been used April 23, 2011

2 pump cum

The 2 pump cum is where the male sticks his whole dick inside of her vagina and takes it out and pumps it back in with twice the force.

Oh my god Amy. Charles did his 2 pump cum on me last night and my G-spot practically exploded. It felt amazing.

by TheCountryBoyToy February 8, 2015

Overwatch 2 beta

A highly anticipated sequel to the dying game, overwatch.

' ive been wating 3 years for ow 2'
*overwatch 2 beta releases*
'i want to hurt myself'

by oPtIc FaTmAl May 1, 2022

God of War 2

Sequel to arguably the greatest game on PS2m, God of War. Kratos (The Ghost of Sparta) has just taken up his spot as God of War when he gets fucked up by Zeus and stripped of his powers. So now its time to get your shit together and take Zeus down. On the way you kill yourself some more gorgons and minotaurs, as well as some other beasties like Cerberus the three headed fire spittin mutt.

Awesome bit at the start of God of War 2 where ya gotta work your way through a threesome wit two naked chicks to get bonus shit, decent graphics.

by leighton d May 20, 2007