jordan cooper

someone who looks exactly like ash stymest.

Hey, is that ash stymest?
Nah, it's just jordan cooper

by lolsatjordancooper December 11, 2011

Jordan Poser

When a douchebag wears a pair of Jordan basketball shoes, but not even playing basketball.

-Hey, nice Jordan shoes. Do you play basketball?
-No, because It's swaag, ya' know what I'm sayin'?
-You fucking Jordan poser.

by WrigleyWarrior August 13, 2016

Allen Jordan

He is HIM. A Pretty boy, prettiest Asian of them all. His rizz is far more powerful then all the other guys. He is a typical player but once he settles down, he will be the most loyal person and down to earth. Never lose a Allen Jordan. They are a rare breed.

Allen Jordan is HIM

by asianking101 January 15, 2023

Jordan

Jordan is Olivias boyfriend.

"Wow, that Jordan guy is cool!"

"His girlfriend Olivia will KILL you if you ever say that again."

by NotKiddingGirls September 4, 2023

jordan

To deliberately look the other way when evidence of crime is right in front of your face. Named after Jim Jordan, head of the Republican House Judiciary Committee, who focused on a cover of Time Magazine in a picture he (or his assistant) tweeted while ignoring the pile of Top Secret documents next to it that Donald Trump had stolen from the American government.

Jim really jordaned evidence of sexual molestation of wrestlers under his care.

by TheMessingLink August 31, 2022

Jordan

This name is short for a skinny fuck who thinks he rules the world, but in reality, he is the bitch in every situation.

Your such a Jordan.
Why do you have to be such a Jordan.

by ActuallyJosh May 17, 2022

Jordan elbridge

If you were to walk into a school full of mirrors it would be Jordan elbridge. Everyone you will ever meet is just like each other and there is no escaping. This is the place we’re people go to feed off of each other’s arrogance and preppy attitude. If I was to find anything fun to do at Jordan elbridge it would be to sit back and laugh at the class of 2025 boys pretend to either be gangsters or preppy golfers.

“Let’s go we get to go down to Jordan elbridge for our game friday”.
“Oh that’s good, it’s basically a free win because the class of 2025 boys don’t care about anything but jerking off in the bathrooms or dressing like eachother and the basketball team doesn’t care about anything but their stats which is exactly why they win 5 games a year.”

by helpme87 November 26, 2024