Ghetto Gospel

A faggot, plain and simple. Aww, too bad he bends over and takes it so much. What a cocktease.

Ghetto gospel? Yea I know him, he's the ass pirate who packs Haverford fudge.

by George4612 September 6, 2005

ghetto blaster

a tattooing gun usually made of a #2 pencil, baby shampoo, and and electric razor

Jenny: I need to get this tattoo of Johns name covered up. I'm dating Tom now!!

Wayne: I can take care of you right now, I have a ghetto blaster in the bathroom.

by Psuedo anon January 24, 2011

Ghetto Fabulous

Ghetto Fabulous is Rayne

"I don't know, the way that girl talked pissed me off. I felt like I fell into the land of ghetto fabulous. Made me want to slit my throat."

by Rayne May 7, 2005

Casual Ghetto Dancing

Dancing with your ghetto booty while being ultra chill about it

Oh, ya know, just some casual ghetto dancing.

by ktynablondye January 1, 2013

ghetto strobe light

When your too ghetto for an actual strobe light so you improvise and just blink alot really fast at a steady pace.

Person1: dude I heard your having a strobe light at your party"
Person2: "(laughs) I don't got enough money for that guess you'll just have to deal with a ghetto strobe light"

by Bubybybjahsh October 1, 2013

Woke up in the ghetto

Meaning 1: Waking up with your head at the foot of the bed. The upper part of the bed is generally where you lay. It is considered more luxurious because of pillows, stuffed animals, etc, therefore being "wealthy". The foot of the bed typically doesn't have anything adorning it, so therefore it is "poor", thus being the ghetto. Can also be referred to as "Christopher Columbusing", as you are in a place you haven't been in before.

Meaning 2: You woke up in the actual ghetto of a city.

Guy 1: "Dude I was so wasted last night. I woke up in the ghetto this morning.

Guy 2: At least you didn't actually wake up in the ghetto.

Guy 3: I'm always Christopher Columbusing. I party every night.

by 1364gds February 12, 2014

Ghetto Peanut Butter

Street for crack or purified cocaine

oh, hombre! You got that ghetto peanut butter?

Yeeaaaahhh brah. You come back here around 4 o clock ill have it up, boyo.

by amazingRICKYdog June 30, 2011