Five Horses

When you get really angry during a Civ game (preferably multiplayer).
Fuck, the Huns declared war on me...
Five Horses! Five fucking horses!
by TheNightmareLord December 05, 2016
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Wet Paper Plate Five

Insult to make fun of someone being bad at Call of Duty.
Person 1: *Gets Killed in COD*

Person 2: "Bro, stop being a Wet Paper Plate Five."
by Kaplinn May 17, 2023
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Five-Dick torso

A Unit of measurement based on your Dick length vs her torso length.
That girl has an five-dick torso for sure.

Brittany’s a real four-dicker.
by Catwater311 May 09, 2021
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Minus-five

When a high five is given erroneously, you perform a minus-five to correct it by putting hands together and removing them while making the high five clap noise with your mouth. Imagine a high five in reverse.
Matt: I texted Ryan and told him "chop chop it's beer 30."

Trucks comes down the road.

Robert: Here comes Ryan now! You told him!

*high five*

Truck passes

Matt: That's not Ryan, minus-five.
by Mbonney21 July 19, 2013
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wet high five

When 2 men jerk each other off and get cum on each other’s hands, and then high five afterword.
Hey man I’m kinda horny, do you wanna give each other a wet high five?
by Gfhiyh June 23, 2018
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Wet high five

after a long day of stroking pecker and rubbing flaps your hands often get pretty greasy, thus giving us the “wet” portion of this masterpiece. the high five comes in in an unexpected way to say the least. after work upon clocking out you head to the bathroom where you let out a hard earned days worth of piss, you groan a little and honestly a little cum trickles on out as well. as you flush you see a hand rise above the divider between urinals, a hand looking lonely, in need of a quickie, you lift yours to match the height of the hand and quickly finish it off. leaving a silky glaze over the poor innocent hand. you have just done a wet high five.
I gave your mother wet high five last night.

I feel no remorse.
by steelo47 February 19, 2024
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Douche Five

When you're about to high five someone, and your hands are just about to hit, then the other high-fiver quickly moves their hand away and proceed to give you the middle finger in your face.
Yo homie give me a five, up high, down low, aah fuck you haha you just got served a douche five.
by imdaboss856 February 10, 2014
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